Welcome to theSharkBook.com, the official website of 'The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and Other True Tales of Drunken Debauchery', by Noel Boivin and Christopher Lombardo.

A fat comedian, drunk on cheap wine, takes a bet to jump completely naked into an aquarium filled with sharks, causing one of them to die of stress. Russian troops get so wasted that it seems like a good idea to make a little extra cash by selling off their tank ... to Chechen rebels.

The authors scoured news outlets from around the globe, hunting down these and many more hilariously drunken exploits that far and away exceed anything that might take place in your average dive bar--people who represent the very summit of achievement when it comes to overindulgence.